世纪之交，背井离乡的马飞（郭麒麟 饰）重返天津，在种种不尽如意的遭遇下“拐走”外甥李嘉文（胡朗荃 饰），舅甥就此踏上一段“离经叛道”之旅。事态脱缰失控，抽象不断升级，一切荒唐随之而来……
The Once-Lers are told by the owner that they can sit on the wagon and that it had better not move. They and the donkey nod in agreement. The Once-Lers try to get the donkey to move. He won't move. The small Once-Ler taunts the donkey with what looks like an apple in front of him on a long pole the he's off. Did they get the wagon back in time? Yes, but what transpired from start to finish?
